The Revenge of the creature is the inferior sequel to the classic, The Creature form the Black lagoon. In this film, the creature (or gillman, as he was called) was captured and sent to a Florida aquarium, where he is studied by a grossly boring scientist played by John Agar, who works with another researcher that looks like she dropped out of high school to appear in this film. Anyway, the creature escapes, stalks the girl, and is hunted down and killed. The host segments were nice, and the movie portions were good. Overall rating:7.
Man despises wife because she is perphaps a little to too old. Woman drinks because man doesn't like her. It goes on like this for about a half hour before the actual plot starts up, which is this: An old woman walks into the man's office proclaiming to be able to turn young again. They go off on an African safari, where they hire a guide and rush into some dangerous lion stock footage. Anyway, they meet up with the old woman, who shows them the secret: the juice from the base of the pinneal gland. The wife takes advantage of this, and the rest of the movie is her stabbing the pinneal glands of men. Overall rating:7.
The infamous windbag John Agar is back. He leads a expedition deep into the earth's crust in search of......well, the movie wasn't to clear on that. Anyway, most of the crew is mercifully bumped off in the beginning. At least they didn't have to go through one and a half hours of merciless Agar anecdotes. This no-talent eventually stumble upon a clan of skirt-wearing albinos, which they control with their flashlight, which radiates a light thats "slightly brighter than what their used to". After controling an entire populus (which is the size of a homeroom class) for what seems like eternity, the flashlight runs out of batteries, the albinos are attacked by their mole people slaves, and a bunch of peple die, but not Agar, dammit. The movie sections were excellent. Overall rating: 9.
This is a creature feature. If there's anything that MST3K does better than anything else, its creature features. The plot is so simple, it can be fit into one sentence: The Mantis is reanimated, goes to a major city, destroys a few things, and is killed. The movie segments (especially near the end) were hiliarous. Overall rating: 9.5.